Working with special children

5 statements made by the kids in my special school which can make you laugh:
1. Nikhil- a new comer, a chatter box but with great sense of humor, aged 11yrs.....
The question he asked one of the teachers was- "Gubbi mundugade inda mari hakutta athava hindinidava"?
2.Fareed- as the name indicates a Muslim (the reason am saying about his religion is to stress more on his Urdu mix accent:))), age-10 yrs, always making a mountain of a molehill......replied Nikhil's question- "Hey gubbi motte iduthe kano, mari hakalla....Namma maneli 2 Hennu ide adu motte iduthe gotta".
Listening to the word HENNU we burst out laughing thinking that he misspelled hennu(lady in Kannada) but later he himself gave the meaning that it was a HEN that used to lay eggs!!!!
So he made the Kannada version of the HEN as HENNU:)))))))
3. Pavan- age 14yrs, height- not more than of a 5yr old kid, half a litre of oil poured on his head everyday which would drip from his head till he goes to hostel in the evening. The statement by him which can drives me crazy everyday is.... "Good morning akka, good afternoon akka, good evening akka"....
This drives me crazy because the statement he makes whenever i pass through his class room, be it just few minutes apart.
N more importantly he says this by either folding his hands or saluting me.
4. Irfan- again a Muslim accent, 10yrs, very short built but healthy, protruding ears, very intelligent, always getting pinched by the senior students, had "drawn a picture of a man standing in the rain and had also drawn an umbrella a little away from the man. When asked why he had done that he said 'the wind blew the umbrella away from the man'!!!!!"
5. One more Nikhil: Oiled and spooky hair, 13yrs, always confused be it his subjects or conversation.... There was confusion about his medium of instruction so when the teacher asked him about his previuos school medium he said English medium and so all the teachers taught him in English. But later (3 months) we learned that he had studied in Kannada medium!!!!!

Things like this make me laugh for days but the same kids drive me mad everyday for not less than 100 times......